Relatively quiet town in Ayrshire, Scotland. A few minor bad points and nothing to do but overall not that bad, alot better than other small towns of its kind.
"Want to go to cumnock?"
"Whats in Cumnock?"
town in Scotland, (infamously) known for it's drunks, drinking, and fighting; reputedly: where William Wallace of 'Braveheart' fame hid-out
He was a real Cumnocker.