Cumdensation 

The scientific process of semen evaporating.

"There is barely any cum in the condom from last night, damn cumdensation"

Cumdensation by B-wake March 31, 2013

Cumdensation 

When the temperature is so high that a man's semen beads up and sweats through the shaft of his penis to cool it down.

"Man I'm not used to this southern weather, there was so much cumdensation on my dick when I woke up!"

Cumdensation by Rouzay November 15, 2011

Theory of compensation 

Theory that states in cases where a woman has small breasts, this is compensated for by her having a nice ass. This theory does not necessarily work in reverse.

"Ah, her tits are too small!"
"Yeah, but check out her ass."
"Hmm. Theory of compensation, eh."

Theory of compensation by Snake May 14, 2005

coldensation 

The frost-like substance that aggregates on extremely cold surfaces when placed in warm moist environments.

Coldensation formed on my ice cream sundae because it was so cold.

coldensation by Frenchie619 September 16, 2007

compensation truck 

A truck with either, extra large wheels, raised body, smoke pipes or a combination of all 3 which are driven by guys (possibly women) who have small dicks. One's need to impress ladies is done with the ridiculous truck size that attracts attention away from the lack of size in other places, or place. Thus compensation trucks are used exactly for, compensating.

Dan: I just bought this new truck, it's raised. Im hoping that girls won't notice my small dick as much anymore now that i gots this HUGE truck!

Joe: Dude, that shit works soo well, my truck gets all the ladies. Im buying smoke stacks, here cumm the ladies ;)

("Ladies" walking by)
Lady 1: HA HA HA! Look at those stupid compensation trucks...LOSERSSS
Lady 2: We all know what they're compensating for.

compensation truck by North American May 25, 2008

cumbersation 

Noun: a cumbersome, or unwanted, conversation. Having to talk to someone (or about something) you would rather avoid. Pertains to annoying strangers, relatives, superiors, etc.

"Thank goodness you showed up when you did, I was having the most unbearable cumbersation with the UPS guy."

cumbersation by Mrs. Peel July 12, 2009

Cumversation 

Things said during orgasm.

Jen: "oh god OH GOD! Oh JESUS!!!"
Matt: "Let's keep our lord and savior out of the cumversation."

Cumversation by Bandpractice October 25, 2010