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Cum Brothers

The act of two or more close, straight, male friends, further strengthening a bond of friendship by either simultaneously having sex with the same woman or having sex with the same woman one after the other.
Clint: Hey guys, we should become cum brothers!

Zack: Yeah! Sounds great, bro! It'll bring us even closer together!

Troy: Yeah! I'll call my sex-crazy, ex-girlfriend, Jessica, she'll be down!

Zack and Clint: Cool!!!

(After completion of intercourse)

Troy: DUDES!!! That was awesome!

Zack: I know right! I love you guys, as brothers.

Clint and Troy: We love you too, buddy!
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cum brothers are guys who have tasted each other's dick juice.
I'm cum brothers with a lot of my fellow cadets!
cum brothers by eda-skip June 13, 2022
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Cum Brothers

Two men, who have symbolically demonstrated the strength of their emotional bond by masturbating, while staring into each other’s eyes, until each of them ejaculates into an open palm. The ritual is completed when the men firmly shake one another’s cummy hand. When the semen is mixed, the men are cum brothers.
Nigel and Pierre were never very close, as far as anyone could tell. That is until, the two found themselves on the same team during a summer camp trust exercise. The two became close, but no one would have guessed that by the end of the week, the two would be Cum Brothers.
Cum Brothers by wrinklewrists January 22, 2021

Cum Brothers

Where two straight male homo-sapiens touch tips of the penis, they then ejaculate simultaneously and combine fluid of , then making a part of them, a part of you. Therefore you are brothers.
Me: Yo, Addison, Ragsdale. We have got to become better friends, you know what would make us so close, DUDE! We should become Cum Brothers.
Homo-sapien Of the Given Birth Name Addison: Don't you think that is a littlle... Gay
Me: No, why would it be...
Cum Brothers by FructoseFather February 8, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026