Out of Control Uselessness, able to fall asleep while being personally talked to by God Himself. Claiming to have a stable of bitches. Being stood up countless times by women in different states that send pictures of movie stars claiming its them. Gloating about how much of a pimp you are and having to deal with the fact that everyone finds out that you are a loser. Leaving countless generations with the label of Piece-of-shit-human-being-incapable-of-simple-tasks-as-wiping-his-ass.
Johnny got fired from Whevie's for being a Culverhouse.