Culleyitis 

1) To be in a vegetative like state i.e cannot comprehend ANY instructions given to them as they have NO IQ..
2) To be EXTREMELY dirty, no hygiene awareness , apelike living habits, there bodies have formed but there animal instincts havent matured properly...
3) To be a doofus all your life and end up a bum on the street begging for cash and food.

You have a case of Culleyitis, youre doomed haha

Culleyitis by Rory Andrews December 10, 2008

cullenitis

an annoying affliction characterized by the unrequited love for the gaunt, homely, shiny creature that is Edward Cullen

My daughter is suffering from an extreme form of cullenitis

cullenitis by wordlover81 February 7, 2010

Cuteyitis 

Cuteyitis or Pseudokindic Affect (PKA) is a medical condition in which one is stricken with cuteness in an uncurbable way. Cuteyitis comes in two variants, type I, or inceptive type for those who "I Cuteyitis", and type C, or correspondent type for those who "C Cuteyitis", or otherwise helplessly play into people whether they like it or not. Can develop into full blown Cuteyosis in which one becomes a heart stopper, or becomes stricken with intermittent heart attacks. Symptoms of type I include, prodyiness, poudyness, grumpiness, dizzy spells, and the ability to diagnose people with cuteyitis. Type C symptoms vary.

Treatments for cuteyitis episodes are; breathing techniques, primarily two sharp shallow exhales, denying the existence of cuteyitis, evocation of disgust, or simply telling the provoking party to not to provoke ones PKA.

Much research has gone into the study of cuteyitis, including, but not limited too:
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Cuteosis
And cuteyitis overload

The baby kitten is provoking my PKA, I might go into cuteyitis overload

Cuteyitis by Cuteyologist September 5, 2023