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to be a short, bald obnoxious little irish guy who acts like one of the jewish chicks from that weird hipster hbo show "girls"! a guy who films himself banging fat chicks and you dont know it's him to you see his little red irish hand enter the video!
That dude is such a cullen! I mean how fucking small are his hands? What does that say about his shoe size? we should call the dudes at Belgian loafers to find out.
by billydfromnyc March 05, 2013
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1.
To do something on purpose (not by accident) like you had a specific reason for doing it.
Chris cullen dropped the bar of soap with full intentions of inviting another man to insert himself into his rectal cavity. Afterwards when realizing what he had done by purposely dropping the bar Chris whines “Why is it always me getting screwed”
by dic fast July 26, 2009
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2.
a sexual position where woman has hands on floor with pelvis and legs on bed, while the man mounds her from behind and rides her hard.
"Ann let me give her a cullen on the third date," Peter explained.
by Mister_Monkey December 07, 2008
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3.
To pull out at the brink of intercourse and then ejaculate upon a partners face.
"Awww bro, I gave her a mean Cullen."
by JimmyBreeze May 15, 2008
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4.
An extremely awesome friend, gorgeous eyes and hair, gorgeous everything, great photographer, perfect in ALL ways, smart and all around AWESOME
That guy, is SOOO cullen!
by NaomiErin123 February 04, 2010
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5.
To be unsucsessful in achieving sexual intercourse for a prolonged period of time despite having numerous opportunities to do so.
lad 1) I think I'll take it easy with her you know, maybe wait a little while longer.

lad 2) Mate, don't be such a Cullen.
by Andymac69 April 13, 2009
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6.
"a stud" someone whos hot and sexy, plays hockey or football.
dude, ur a cullen
by IM NOT A CULLEN November 20, 2010
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7.
Ugly, Unsuccessful with women and men, interested in men. Unliked by all, extremly small pin dick, Involved in some kind of sport. Usually footbal. Likes to use dildos for anal purposes. Do Not Date a guy Called Cullen
Teachers, School students. Cullen
by Why Hello There :) October 22, 2009
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