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Another word for Cilantro (used in Latin American countries)
Me gusta mucho culantro en mi churrasquito.
Culantro by anon___ June 14, 2008

Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger 

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger, you should try it!"

Cilantro 

A plant in the cumin and coriander family. Used primarily in Caribbean, Mexican, and Asian food. Looks like parsley.
Most people hate it as it tastes like rotting soap mixed with burnt hair and metal.
Waitress: What can I get for you today?
Customer: Can I get the number 9, but without cilantro PLEASE! Please I HATE CILANTRO. IT'S DISGUSTING. OH MY GOD, PLEASE DON'T FORGET, NO CILANTRO! SH*T TASTES LIKE MOLDY DISH RAG WITH METAL SPRINKLES. IF IT'S IN MY FOOD I WILL KILL MYSELF.
Waitress: Alrighty, so no cilantro then.
Cilantro by Cilantro h8er fo lyfe December 12, 2010

cilantrotypical 

An adjective used to describe individuals who enjoy the taste of cilantro. Non-cilantrotypical people taste soap (or some other unpleasant taste) instead of the normal cilantro flavor. Being cilantrotypical is a type of gastronomical privilege. Cilantrotypical people do not understand why 10% of the population does not like cilantro.
Cilantrotypical people do not understand why 10% of the population does not enjoy bucket loads of cilantro in their Asian soups and burritos.
cilantrotypical by prollygon September 6, 2015

Cilantro 

"Cheers" and/or "Health", for those who cannot pronounce the Gaelic, "Sláinte".
Luke: It's your big day, it's right time for a nip and toast before you head up there.
Johnny: Fine. Pour 'em.
Matty: No speeches..
Jalal: I'm cool with that..
Johnny: Me too. Let's just raise 'em high and cheers, "Cilantro!"
Jalal: What the hell is that?
Johnny: It's my version of that gaelic term no one can rightly pronounce in the states!
Jalal: Word.

(All Four): "CILANTRO"!
Cilantro by @Bugyack November 14, 2013

Cilantro 

Some dank ass motha fucking herb that be slamming hot. I donno it kinda tastes citrusy but if you’re unworthy it tastes like soup, dog.
Yo girl put some of that Cilantro on that enchilada to make it fine af, fam.
Cilantro by lil_cilantro January 10, 2018