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cuddlebitch 

a guy who always ends up in the dreaded " lets just be friends zone" with females he is attracted to. Consequently gets to hear all her problems, runs around after her and basically acts like her female friend....but with testicles. You heard of "friends with benefits", well this sort of idiot is a"boyfriend without benefits!"
Igor: "you see Dennis is running around after Chloe again"
Olly : "yeh ,hes not gonna get in her knickers though....hes just her cuddlebitch!"
cuddlebitch by mingemuncher September 24, 2009

cuddlebate 

The act of laying in bed in a spooning position while you hold the other person's genitalia.
I'd like to cuddlebate the living fuck out that hot Loss Prevention guy from Lowes.
cuddlebate by johnhumplover69 January 18, 2014

cuddlebitch 

A synonym of cuddlewhore, but refers only to those that fulfill one or more of the following requirements:

- has a pussy
- has boobs
- is gay
Guy A: "Yo this party is the biggest sausage fest ever... what are we gonna do?"
Guy B: "Let's call that cuddlebitch Irene"
cuddlebitch by yamomo May 26, 2005

Cuddlebate 

When you cuddle and masturbate someone at the same time.
Babe, you wanna watch TV and cuddlebate?
Cuddlebate by Shellthegirl October 5, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026