Cucumbugger 

Verb; to anally penetrate someone with a large vegetable, typically -- but not limited to -- cucumbers.

Andrew came back from the grocery store with half a dozen cucumbers; more than enough for him to cucumbugger the starting basketball team at his high school.

Cucumbugger by Sqube February 6, 2009

Cucumbummery 

The act of obtaining sexual pleasure via the means of inserting a large, sometimes buttered cucumber into the anus.

Have you ever tried Cucumbummery? My gf swears by it

Cucumbummery by Mithra1984 July 4, 2008