A hot mama, child of 6. Hooters by night, Alley behind Wackos by night. From a harsh childhood of being bullied for being prego at age 6 with sextuplets. She became a word renowned buissniuss woman, doing classified work 😏
"I bring my little league homies to Hooters to eat, little do they know, I go out back and eat somethin else" -Crystal Methany 'sDaddy #69
by Crystalmethany February 9, 2017
Frat Boy #1 - Dude! Did you see Crystal Methany last night?
Frat Boy #2 - Yeah! She smoked like a fistfull of dat shit!
Frat Boy #2 - Yeah! She smoked like a fistfull of dat shit!
by lulz.lulz. September 24, 2009