look up any word, like sapiosexual:
 
1.
A Penis covered with any blue substances, or a blue Penis.
So I was sippin dat blueberry slushie, pissin me off!! Anyways, I spilt some of dat shit on my dick and it got real blue. My bitch looks all confused and shit and I'm like "bitch, dats just my cryptdick."
by andmch January 27, 2010
11 1