A rare phenomenon in which several pubic hairs erupt from outside and within the urethra during the ejaculation process. This serves as a primary breeding ground in which crabs, syphilis and AIDS may develop and/or regress. Causes uncontrollable itching and in later stages causes fuzzy discharge and erectile dysfunction resulting in permanently hairy spooge.
Dude, I got a mouthful of pubes from Bindi's Crusty Volcano!
by Dicks McCockmaster October 19, 2007