Crustle

The noise a crispy well-cooked pizza crust makes when you break it. Indicates a delicious pie.

Oooh listen, this pizza has great crustle!

by gidge83 May 12, 2009

Crustle

The dried on patty of proteins left on the tip of a penis an hour or so after sexual activity. Often contains lint, hair, or whatever particles were adhered to it before fully drying. Often slightly painful and initially difficult to peel off. May come off more quickly when rehydrated with water.

“Oh man, I just peed on the wall ‘cuz this damn crustle is stuck on ma dick!”

by Cincoventry October 19, 2020