Crustalo

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A juggalo/crust punk. Combines the worst of both worlds: heroin/malt liquor dependancy, poor hygiene, cutoff patched JNCO or trip pants, flourescent dreaded hair, clown makeup, ICP jewelry, and the worst taste in music imaginable: grindcore, pop-punk and Psychopathic Records recording artists.

I was walking around Belle Isle yesterday and saw a whole bunch of crustalos making sidewalk slammers with Steel Reserve and Faygo.

Crustalo by relliknatas July 3, 2012

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Crustaholic

Noun - Describes one who compulsively hoards, eats, or collects crusts, be they bread, pizza or otherwise.

Once again Jerry the crustaholic savored a meal of pizza and bread crusts.

Having cut the crusts off of 40 dozen loaves of bread to add to her already massive pile, Rhonda realized she must be a Crustaholic.

Crustaholic by Benoo January 25, 2021

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Crustalo • Crustlord • crustals • crustalicious • Crustaholic • crustalized • Crustal Stains • Crustalufagus • crustapo • crustyloving snotfaced pigeon

crustyloving snotfaced pigeon

when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.

OMFG! Get the hell away from me ur acting like a crustyloving snotfaced pigeon!!!!

crustyloving snotfaced pigeon by random gangsta April 18, 2008

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Crustalufagus

the state of crustiness that is beetlejuice in the 1988 movie

"that can't even be described as crust anymore- it's crustalufagus"

Crustalufagus by jae_iguess October 16, 2021

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Crustlord

Person who has extremely no taste in style, normally wearing a fedora.

“Bro what’s with that guy with the the fedora?”

“Oh the Crustlord?”

Crustlord by Totalbangerman May 24, 2018

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crustalized

When ones personal hygiene mutates from crust to a crystallized funk one the body.

Teds eyes had crustalized after his hard nights sleep.
Ted pants had crustalized on his butt after they had been worn for two days.

crustalized by Burque1621 July 6, 2018

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crustals

dried up slobber pertaining to a human or dog

Billy's slobber crustals were all over the couch pillows.

crustals by Kristin Malm December 26, 2007

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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