by Hahakeepemup October 22, 2019
by cvigvigs July 8, 2020
A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt".
Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"
For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".
Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"
For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".
by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006
Crunt is the word used to describe arrogant cricket players. It is the combination of the word 'cricket' and 'cunt.' South African cricketers a mainly the biggest crunts but a lot of English cricketers a massive crusts also.
Crunts usually think that being a 'crunt' is a good thing, it is not.
Crunts usually think that being a 'crunt' is a good thing, it is not.
by Prowller May 12, 2014
Marc:"My friend Kevin worked two jobs to support his wife while she was in Grad School, and as soon as she graduated, she left him for another man."
Me:"Man, what a crunt!"
Me:"Man, what a crunt!"
by braino67 August 6, 2010
by RachelGR December 4, 2010
Not to be confused with the gooch, the "Crunt" is a rear view of a naked man's ballsack dangling between his legs.
I got mooned yesterday and got some crunt action.
Becky: "Dammit Ted, when you mooned my friends they got a prime view of your crunt."
Becky: "Dammit Ted, when you mooned my friends they got a prime view of your crunt."
by m4ch0 July 21, 2008