by phaz212 December 8, 2009
Crunky and Lloyd are two guys on facebook who have tested multiple laws and proven them real.
Law One: When snowboarding, all girls with rental boards are NOT hot.
Law Two: If you're a big ass to girls they will like you.
Law Three: On chair lifts, you always miss the hot chicks by one chair.
Law One: When snowboarding, all girls with rental boards are NOT hot.
Law Two: If you're a big ass to girls they will like you.
Law Three: On chair lifts, you always miss the hot chicks by one chair.
by Crunky and Lloyd March 5, 2010
Liz: Hey what do you wanna do tonight?
Laura: Let's get crunk!
Liz: Take me to crunky town!
Laura: Oh, we're goin'....
Laura: Let's get crunk!
Liz: Take me to crunky town!
Laura: Oh, we're goin'....
by Chuck Sholtz September 2, 2007
As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.
Luke: "Let's go jolling!"
Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"
Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"
Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
by partypriest November 15, 2009
Slang for my roommate Jim. I had this dream where I called him Crunky B. Rock and thought it was hilarious.
by Reznite January 11, 2004
1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.
2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!
2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!
by jonboy's mom January 4, 2010
Man Andrea, you have an unhealthy amount of giblets on those crocs! You're such a crunkie
croc/junkie
croc/junkie
by Pukadog December 27, 2022