A noun for crusted cum on skin.
Referred to male and/or female cum left on the skin as it crusts.
As the cum dries it leaves little crumbs referred to as crum.
Renato came on my face last night. I totally forgot about it and it turned into crum. I still ate it.
by Furrtar August 18, 2017
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Your entire package consisting of one wang and two balls in a sac.
Timo- "Wow Eric you have a tight crum"
Eric- "Thanks Timo, its the briefs ;)"
by Frederick Crumster October 22, 2009
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It's when you cry and cum at the same time. A feeling of eternal happiness.
Every Christopher Nolan film will for sure make you crum.

I just crummed.
Crumming is my speciality.
by Jonye December 3, 2014
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The simultaneous act of cumming and crying
guy 1: you ever cry while busting a nut?
guy 2: yeah like 11 times
guy 1: it’s called crumming-wait what the fuck?
guy 2: yeah 6 times were tears of joy, 4 were because the clarity hit hard, and the last one was because the velocity of the load was so high it got in my eye and got infected
by chucklestheclummer August 6, 2022
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Someone who you can forget about or forget like a crum
by Azupazdwn October 13, 2020
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(noun). one who is crummy, trashy, dirty, old, etc. often characteristic of the Los Angeles rock scene.
"Get a load of these L.A. crums! God they totally suck!"
by Linzzz March 19, 2008
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