Crumply 

and old, grumpy and crabby woman that won't get off your case about anything...who also needs to get laid asap! most likely has a sandy vagina LOL

She's such a crumply bitch.

Crumply by torosgirl January 5, 2009

Crumply head 

Derisive “Proud-boy” slang for Mexicans, Jewish men, and African-American (non-white) hairstyles. The term originated after Colin Kaepernicks decision to kneel during the national anthem in an National Football League (NFL) game. This decision was met with a lot of pushback from the “alt-right” and southern Christian community, and promptly spawned the term “crumbly head”, used to diminish his hairstyle and general demeanor. Since then, it has been to used to negatively describe any non-white hairstyles and has a general racially insulting undertone.

Term used to derisively to describe non-white hairstyles:

“Oh Bubba! Did you see what that crumply head did on the field the other day? Gosh dangit I love my country, and I don’t know if can will watch another down if this game Iove so much. But I’ll sure as hell bet on it!”

Crumply head by UrbanWarrior22 October 6, 2022

Crumplage 

The quantifiable amount of crumpling that had been accumulated on a specific object. This object generally consists of fabrics such as paper or cloth.

J: The word crumplage doesnt exist.

A: No, it is correct to say that the paper towel has crumplage.

Crumplage by Immaturename March 26, 2019

crumpler 

A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a crumpler.

crumpler by thecrumpler July 2, 2006

paradox-absorbing crumple zones 

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

paradox-absorbing crumple zones by Bob882 December 20, 2004

Crumplemore 

How To Pronounce: ker-ank-el-more

Someone who tells one chat/call they'll be right back leaves for the rest of the day in another chat/call.

Wow he said he'd be right back but i see him in the Gamers R Us discord, what a Crumplemore.

Crumplemore by Roobert String April 18, 2018

Crumple Plopper 

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.

My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.

Crumple Plopper by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011