-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"
by Blake A. Eveleigh May 24, 2008
by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 4, 2004
The crumpeter made them this morning.
by @Riflerangehoney April 7, 2017
A term used to describe people who are enamored with British TV, movies, music, and culture but do not live in or are in any way part of Britain. Crumpeteers will consume any form of British media for the sole reason that it was made in Britain. Many Crumpeteers think that this "appreciation" of British culture makes their taste in such things superior, but this is not necessarily a defining trait of Crumpeteers.
Mark: Have you seen the new episode of Sherlock yet? I just watched it after listening to the latest Adele album and drinking tea!
Tyler: *Sigh* Such a crumpeteer.
Tyler: *Sigh* Such a crumpeteer.
by Alpaca_Man January 13, 2012
by Loopt March 2, 2017
Slang for Vagina, Nothing To Do With The Actual Shape Or Structure Of 'It' But A Crude(r) Way Of Saying It. . .
by jordita October 7, 2007