"Yeah? Well maybe you can get the food in your mouth for a change?!"
I was trying to be romantic and feed my date a cookie when the crumb dumpster almost took my hand off.
We couldn't get on the roller coaster because a crumb dumpster was taking up two seats.
I wish I had some leg room; this crumb dumpster is spilling over into my seat.
Can you please seat us somewhere else? These crumb dumpsters are so loud I can't hear myself think.