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A small hole-in-the-wall town that no one has EVER heard of. Instead of saying you're from this town, you tend to say you're from Charlottesville, because at least people have heard of that.
Home to Crozet Pizza and Sals, Blue Ridge Kettle Corn, Western Albemarle High School, Dave Matthews and Evan Almighty (probably the biggest thing to ever hit this little town).
"I live in Crozet. Where? Never mind...I live outside of Charlottesville. Oh, ok."
Crozet by maupinnm March 2, 2009
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To aimlessly drive through neighborhoods, drinking beer and philosphphically discussing the world as you know it.

A phonetically funny combination of the words "booze" and "cruise"
Lets crooze the neighborhood and talk about how much fun it would be to light up some zombies out the top of the moonroof with an AR-15.
Crooze by turboj0e November 7, 2010

Crozetts 

A group of islands in the Indian ocean
"South-Eastwars from the Cape, off the distant Crozetts, a good cruising ground for whalemen, a sail loomed ahead..."
-Moby Dick p. 212
Crozetts by MobyDockFAN101 March 13, 2011
Crozse is defined as someone who calls you out for a 1v1 and gets slapped
crozse by Verlat December 20, 2018
A type of sports jacket predominently worn by the disabled.
The word was created by a friend. He once did a lot of voluntary work and one of his tasks was to push (transport?) a wheelchair bound gentlemen around the streets of our town. The guys name was Mr Crosby and he could often be found wearing a rather fetching sports jacket. After many weeks of being in the company of said jacket, the "Crozzer" was born. From this day forth me, my friends and many of our acquaintances have promoted the world of the Crozzer.
Crozzer by Alan Walker April 27, 2006
A skinny bisexual male who lives in Adelphi, Maryland, or the A.... This person also likes to stab things, drive peoples cars, sell drugs and throwbacks, and he also hates Norman. He is also the best wide receiver at St. Albans School.Has also been known to hook up with unnamed women he likes to call the "dome piece".
Im Croozer and I hate norman and dary....
Croozer by someone December 15, 2004