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Bryony Croft

A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.
I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.
Bryony Croft by DunnP January 2, 2022
Related Words
Croyt • croytic • croytopia • croatia • croatian • Croat • croft • Crofton • crofty • crayton

Sriracha Crotch 

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.
Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!
Sriracha Crotch by will bitten September 7, 2017

Crotch muppet 

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.
Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.

Crotch Coke 

Best body powder money can buy. Use on sensative areas, feet, or footwear of your choosing. Fresh silky smooth skin while absorbing moisture and fighting friction.
Hey bro, I see your using that Crotch Coke. Only bad MF's use that shit!
Crotch Coke by SFCHOLLYWOOD September 5, 2019

Croatian Sensation 

A person who is beast in anything they do. Also the best looking.
Croatian Sensation by Joemannn April 30, 2016
Croatan. Croatian Explorers who landed on the Coast of North Carolina near Ocracoke, Cape Hatteras and other nearby areas. They interelated with the local Native and African people. Multi Cultural name. Croatan (Croatian.)
Croatians are here from Croatia! They are known as the Croatan People.
Croatan by Jacrispym1 August 3, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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