To get really drunk and bitch about everything while just absolutelyshit-faced. Annoyingly drunk and somewhat a downer. The verbifcation of a dude with the last name of Crowell.
When someone gets Eric Rowelled, they are stabbed in the back, only after this individual has had time to prepare his or her get away. They usually surround themselves with other backstabbers and finger pointers so they feel their actions are justified.
The act of attempting to buy a reasonable amount of beer or liquor for a person or group of people but then purchasing more then intended due to only spending a little more money
Leslie went to the liquor store to buy a six pack of beer but upon arriving noticed a 12 pack for only $3 more. She left with the 12 pack, she was criswelled.
To be completely stoned out of your mind. To be in a state of permahigh all the time. Being completely blazed and slightly confused. Having knowledge about the universe and how it works, but unfortunately only when high.