Crotchtopia 

Homeland of Rargphlam, located in the nethermost regions of the Knight Archipelago. Legend speaks of the Quail Reunion which will bring about the destruction of the syndicate. Only the power of the one true weasel can breach the defenses of the citadel and prevent the reunion.

And thus the people came to hear of the third dawn of Crotchtopia, and the people were scared.

Crotchtopia by Erica January 26, 2005

Crotchtosis

A bad case of smelly pussy.

Chronic smelly pussy.

Billy refused to go down on his girl because she had a bad case of CROTCHTOSIS!

Crotchtosis by Krzygrl July 2, 2009

crotchtoid

The vertical muscle group commonly referred to as the adductor group. They are located directly to each side of the taint just below the crotch area.

Sonja pulled her crotchtoid while working the Tread Climber.

crotchtoid by P. Swab February 28, 2008