Crotchplant

When you faceplant into someone's crotch.

Girl: *leans over, accidentally lands facefirst into a guy's crotch*

Table: "OOOOO! CROTCHPLANT!"

Crotchplant by Kach January 20, 2011

crotchulate 

a. 1) get crunk

2) abrv. get it crotch'd

b. 1) crotchulate it - to get the
party started

2) can also mean to have gay sex...
especially when used as an
insult for someone named tyler
hall or when made into the
word "man-crotchulated.

BACKGROUND:
It all started when Tyler Hall
(Tyala)looked at gay porn on my
computer. So then, after telling
many, many people about his
antics, Sam, a comedic genius,
made up the phrase man
crotchulated while we were talking
about him. So the term was quickly
picked up by our peers and
hopefully will be picked up by
others around the world.

a. We came to the party ready to
get it crotch'd.

b. Tyala goes to the gay bar and
keeps it man-crotchulated.

crotchulate by Zech May 24, 2004

crotchblasted 

When someone is hit in the crotch really hard by troop 330 the badass troop

he turned around before i deadassed him and got crotchblasted

crotchblasted by PEE WEE January 10, 2005

Crotchalated 

when a male (over a certain age) gets hit in the crotch he is crotchalated

"I got crotchalated when I sled down the hill because there was a rock in wrong places..."

Crotchalated by Goganthian May 2, 2008

Crotchalate 

A tear in the inseam of trousers, which, on purpose or by accident, allows for increased ventilation of the groin area.

I heard he really heats up in the groin. That hole must be to crotchalate.

Crotchalate by Ligua Frank-a October 16, 2015