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Crotchplant
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When you
faceplant
into someone's
crotch
.
Girl: *
leans
over,
accidentally
lands facefirst into a guy's crotch*
Table: "
OOOOO
! CROTCHPLANT!"
by
Kach
January 20, 2011
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