vb. - To crotch: grabbing the aforementioned part of your body and generally fondling it.

n. - A crotch: a derogatory term intended to insult.
vb. - "He crotched himself."

n. - "Don't be such a crotch, you crotch."
by Spenny June 9, 2006
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To smash someone in the groin, especially a male and especially with a blunt object.
Ouch, Bertuzzi just crotched MacInnis!
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e.g. Wussup crotch

e.g. Hooker

e.g. Bee-yoch
by persian delite July 11, 2008
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when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch
i still cant believe i got crotched by a girl!
by emorexic November 25, 2007
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Synonym for 'cool', except less socially acceptable. Origins unknown.
I am undoubtedly the crotchest person around.
by Sara November 17, 2004
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Basically a big pussy, or known as a male-bitch. Tendency to have a really gay time with a "crotch" person.
Ya i know, john is a big faggot crotch bitch
by Sam9800 February 27, 2007
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