Crotchapult 

A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.

Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.

Crotchapult by Mystic-X June 26, 2012

crotchapuss 

a womans genitials, vagina or pussy.

Katelin: mann i havent shaved my crotchapuss in weeks.
Rachel: ohh man thats SICK NASTY.

crotchapuss by Riley Racoon. August 3, 2007

crotchapuss 

a womans genitials, vagina or pussy.

Katelin: mann i havent shaved my crotchapuss in weeks.
Rachel: ohh man thats SICK NASTY.

crotchapuss by Riley Racoon. September 7, 2006

Crotchapalegic 

When she's between your legs and freezes because of your penis size.

Bitch was about to go down on me until she went Crotchapalegic.

Crotchapalegic by ms122377 November 26, 2020

crotchaplegic

It's when she's between your legs and freezes because of your penis size.

Bitch was about to go down on me when she went all crotchaplegic.

crotchaplegic by Merriam-Webster Long December 4, 2020