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A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.
Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.
by Mystic-X June 23, 2012
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