Crotchapult

A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.

Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.

Crotchapult by Mystic-X June 26, 2012

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crotchapuss

a womans genitials, vagina or pussy.

Katelin: mann i havent shaved my crotchapuss in weeks.
Rachel: ohh man thats SICK NASTY.

crotchapuss by Riley Racoon. August 3, 2007

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Related Words

Crotchapult • crotchapuss • Crotchapalegic • crotchaplegic

crotchapuss

a womans genitials, vagina or pussy.

Katelin: mann i havent shaved my crotchapuss in weeks.
Rachel: ohh man thats SICK NASTY.

crotchapuss by Riley Racoon. September 7, 2006

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Crotchapalegic

When she's between your legs and freezes because of your penis size.

Bitch was about to go down on me until she went Crotchapalegic.

Crotchapalegic by ms122377 November 26, 2020

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crotchaplegic

It's when she's between your legs and freezes because of your penis size.

Bitch was about to go down on me when she went all crotchaplegic.

crotchaplegic by Merriam-Webster Long December 4, 2020

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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