Vodka that has been stored next to someones crotch for an amount of time.
Guy 1: You want a drink?
Guy 2: Sure what is it?
Guy 1: Just some Vodka i had in my messenger bag.
Guy 2: Thats totally Crotch Vodka.....But hell yeah pour me one!
by Arcanum Arcanorum November 23, 2009
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