Top Definition
Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs
OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters
by Ryan Byrd May 17, 2005
One who at first sight of a male's genitalia, latches on with the strength of a lobster claw.
Musse is a crotchlobster, b/c he grabed Anson's privates yesterday.
by Christof October 14, 2004
The dong of someone with red hair and pubes.
Morgan: I heard that while Dylan was in Taiwan, someone ate his crotch lobster.
by grubyq August 05, 2009
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