Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs
OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters
by Ryan Byrd May 17, 2005
Can you define these popular missing words?
One who at first sight of a male's genitalia, latches on with the strength of a lobster claw.
Musse is a crotchlobster, b/c he grabed Anson's privates yesterday.
by Christof October 14, 2004
Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?
Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!
by cocknockers December 29, 2008