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Crotch Bar 

The portion of material in shorts, swimsuit bottoms, or panties that cover the female genitalia and extend down the inner thigh. This term is often used when describing the amount of crotch coverage given to the vagina.
Female: Oh my god, I hate this swimsuit, this crotch bar is too narrow.
Other Female: I know right, I can literally see your labia.

Female: The crotch bar on these undies is huge, what am I, a grandmother?
Other Female: Yes grandma.

Crotch Bar 

The fold-like bulge across the crotch of a woman's pants when they're a bad fit.
I love the fit of these pants, except they've got a huge crotch bar.
Crotch Bar by NewPants October 29, 2012

Chotch Bar 

A bar that draws a healthy crowd of Chotches - generic, well dressed, absent minded douches.

These types of bars play the finest in generic, bullshit chart topping pop music. Their idea of classic rock would be Bon Jovi, maybe some Bruce Sprigsteen and the finest mix of one hit wonders.
Hot chicks tend to go to chotch bars, as chotches fit the perfect mold for the corporate world and often times make a decent living - and women like money.

Chotch bars don't have many good beers on tap.
All drinks cost in the double digits.
Their number 1 selling beer is Cornona.
Chotch: Hey I like this place. Great strobe lights.

Chotch 2: Totally, bro. You want a drink?

Chotch: Get some cornona's bro! Oh and a Blue moon! Don't skimp on the limes. haha

Chotch 2: Totally brah!

Some dude in the chotch bar: Fuck this fucking joint.
Chotch Bar by Shrine Monkey August 3, 2009

Crotch Bark

The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.
Crotch Bark by fussock May 2, 2009

barbie crotch 

noun, a term used by or about a woman who has not had sex in a very long time, meaning she has no openings to complete the act of coitus because they have closed.
"What are you talking about you are hard up because you have not gotten 'any' in three weeks! Honey, I've got a Barbie Crotch going on here it's been so long!"
barbie crotch by The Barbie Crotch January 23, 2009

Barbie Crotch 

When the guys dick is so small it looks like he doesn't have a dick.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.
"Girl the guy I hooked up with had a Barbie crotch like it was so small!"
Barbie Crotch by riggamorrris July 30, 2017