Crotch

A grumpy complainer. Someone who is never happy, never pleased. Someone who thinks the world owes them something when in fact it doesn't. Someone who is very opinionated and thinks they are always in the right. Someone who gets on your last nerve. An ungrateful bitch. My sister. Bitch hag cunt twatwench

" my sister is such a crotch. I bought her $100.00 worth of tampons and she complained that they weren't the super size kind that she needs for her huge vagina. "

by Biggiantbulb October 28, 2015

Crotch

It’s a femal gential

It mean a femal he talks between her legs crotch

by Crotch crouch November 3, 2019

Crotch

nickname for Texas Governor and Secretary of Energy Rick Perry

Crotch served as governor of Texas for 15 years and was their longest serving governor.

by Coop Dupe January 16, 2020

crotched

In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.

"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."

by PunkyBrookster March 5, 2013

crotching-it

Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).

by HomerSimpson March 6, 2005

crotch

1. Another name for groinal area.

2. Name of the groin/seat area of pants

3. Act of shoving something in your crotch

<A> My crotch is itchy.

<A> There's a whole in the crotch of my pants

<A> I crotched the drugs.

by Ms T February 21, 2003

crotch

To hide drugs in the crotch of your pants so that if a police dog catches the scent, it will look as though he's just sniffing your crotch the way dogs often do.

Dude! It's the cops, crotch the weed!

by Anonymous January 12, 2003