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A crotch hopper is a person, usually a woman, who is very promiscuous. She loves to hop from one crotch to another. A crotch hopper is similar to a crotch cricket except when a crotch hopper rubs her legs together, you can tell how many crotches she's hopped.
Dave: Dude, Daisy is such a crotch hopper!
Mike: You ain't shittin. Wait, she's rubbing her legs together!
Dave: Let me calculate this...thats two, carry the one, plus five. Damn dude, she's slept with 1200 guys.
Daisy: *cricket*
by Baxton January 03, 2006
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Crab-like creatures that infest ones scrotum and cause severe itching.
Dude, my crotch hoppers were wild last night.
by Jon Rhodes June 19, 2005
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