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1.
The act of getting incredibly crossfaded on alcohol, marijuana, and Xanax. Usually accompanied by incoherent ramblings and projectile vomiting.
Jon: Did you hear about Phillip?
Chris: No, what happened?
Jon: He got so crossphiled that he wanted us to call the EMT.
Chris: Not again... Shouldn't have washed those ladders down with all that wine.
by Gig This January 17, 2013