Crookhorn is a turdpit suburb of Portsmouth just outside The city, marred with bottles of Omega cider and piles of Junk, The residents have strange surnames such As Walczak and spend their days drinking in Locals Dumps known as The Centurion.
"Who’s that tramp over there bro? "
"Oh that’s Dawid Walczak, he’s from Crookhorn"
by Paul Foxton October 3, 2021
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