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Adj. A term used to describe a janky physical human condition with a somewhat light connotation. Solidarity in poor health.
1. My knee is pretty crookedy, I think it might give out on me soon.

2. Look at that sad excuse for a spinal cord. How crookedy!
by Feldman, from across the hall March 29, 2009

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