Cock Crook

When your attempt to mate with a female is stolen by another man.

Tod is trying to get Tracy's number, when Phillip approaches Tracy and not only wins her over, he leaves Tod with nothing. Phillip committed Cock Crookery. Therefor, he is a Cock Crook.

by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2011

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.

Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

by Gognoggler May 6, 2015