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A very unattractive older woman trying to pick up younger men. Trying to look sexy but ending up looking like a hyena. The complete opposite of a cougar.
Dude, last night after you left the bar a croogar showed up and tried to take me home. I told her no but she still gave me a handjob in the bathroom.
by Booshstuff August 05, 2011