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1. A condition that slowly causes you to die due to masturbating nonstop for weeks or even months on end.

2. The act of masturbating with weed or other incriminating items stuffed between your hand and you penis.
That kid Zach is a victim of cronic masturbation because he cant make it through the school day without jacking-off.
by Vengefulsorrow January 20, 2009
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