Crockerphiliac Share definition Flag One who has a sexual attraction to Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents. Girl 1: Mr.Crocker is like, sooo hot! Girl 2: Ew! You're a crockerphiliac! Crockerphiliac by Momo1969 October 18, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Crockerphiliac mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch