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3. Crocked
Crazy rocked. To be totally destroyed or completely owned.
Dude, I crocked my elbow so madcore style.
1. crocked
shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up
We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.
by shitter friend Oct 5, 2003 add a video
2. Crocked
To be crocked

When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles
bad luck on being crocked last night mate
shit drunk loo poo fool
by gc2008 Mar 19, 2008 add a video
4. crocked
the point of where your little toe is all messed up and ugly
Courtneys toes are all crocked
by i dont know Nov 26, 2002 add a video
5. crocked
Adj. Litterally, to be like a crocodile. Either having to do with the appearance of one's skin or one's teeth.
"I need to go to the orthodontist, my teeth are all crocked." or "You're looking a little crocked, you need some Pepto?"
by Inferno Apr 5, 2003 add a video
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