Random Crit

The most annoying bullshit in Team Fortress 2. Unless you got the Crit, then it's funny.

Motherfucking random Crit, you woulda been dead you am I spamming fuckboy.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 6, 2020

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crit pit

An Aussie whose missing a few chromosomes that likes to bang things on tables.

At lunch today, the crit pit threw Mountain Dew Kickstarts at the table while listening to Machine Gun Kelly.

by ZaCH328070 April 4, 2019

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crit hax

In a Pokemon game, the opponent keeps getting critical hits. Can sometimes be the other way around. Much more frustrating if you are in a Nuzlocke Challenge.

Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
You: CRIT HAX IM CALLING CRIT HAX

by Corshark December 24, 2013

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crit a cola

this is a secondary item for the scout class from tf2 that upon use gives a 100% chance to minicrit for 8 seconds
the downside of this is when the effect ends the scout will be marked for death for 5 seconds

when a player is marked for death all damage they take will be minicrits

scout: im gonna go in and take out the heavy
team: the heavy can tank and kill you though
scout: not with the crit a cola

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

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Crit-ing

Similar to planking, except significantly less ghey (and Xzhibit doesn't seem to have any issues with it). Specifically, when one is caught and/or photographed sleeping on the job, particularly in the backstage area on the couch at UK Thursdays. However, it is also acceptable to refer to any sort of nap as a "taking a Crit".

"Did you see Greg backstage? Grab your camera, he's totally Crit-ing hardcore."

by ill-legal? November 5, 2011

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