Cristina is a girl with a bubble butt and loves namjoon she looks like a model and is the president of namjoon she doesn’t like you Bc you don’t say the n word everyday which goes against her laws🥶🥶🥶🤷 ♂️🤷 ♂️
by Namjoonismythicthighedbaby November 21, 2021
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she likes cats and likes her teddy capybara named Theo. she used to be an emo but now converted to a normal person. shes a very nice person that likes going on Roblox and playing horror games. she has a sister and a brother. she owns a nokia and thinks its a good phone. shes scared of michel jackson. she owns a pool and likes to float in it. And has a good music taste. she is a short Italian but a very funny person. your not living life if u dont have a cristina.
random person: OMG CRISTINA IS SO COOOLL

random person: YESS
by digga_ July 17, 2022
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Una brutta ciuccacazzi di trans in viale trieste che odia il duce e si diverte incazzandosi con Marcis
L’altro giorno ho visto Maria Cristina Guerra ciucciare 2 minche allo stesso momento
by scghille November 21, 2021
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A person that I would die for. If you meet this certain someone, you're the luckiest person in the world. Cristina is the kindest, prettiest, and sweetest person in the universe. Consider this meeting for you luckier than a quadruple five-star ten pull! <3
Wow, Cristina Angelie Rivera Perez is sure the best person to exist!
by floyo <3 January 30, 2022
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Cristina GM is the perfect mother of about 2-4 child's, she can be very nice but don't dare you make her angry cause she can be your biggest enemy, she can be quite competitive when playing board games but not that good playing them tbh.

P.D Cristina wont last longer than 6 months with a new phone.
You'll better hace a Cristina GM as your ally.
by Francisthelawyer November 23, 2021
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