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Cristeta 

Of or pertaining to the current co-Empress of Macedonia
That woman is hilarious and so intelligent. What a Cristeta.
Cristeta by egmorgan January 24, 2009

cristaball 

He is a sweet kind loving person that you want to be friends with forever. A nice calm person who will treat you right .He will joke around with youto get your mood up if your feeling down. He might ask for many small things but in the end you don’t care.
Cristaball : psst

You:*ignores*
Cristaball: psst do you have a pencil I can borrow?
You:*death glares* fine*gives him a pencil *
You: now leave me alone*does my work*
cristaball by Itsurboiii April 22, 2018

Podiceps cristatus 

From the latin; Picking both of ones nostrils at the same time. Lit. trans. "Double Pick"
You should have seen this guys <i>podiceps cristatus</i>, those fingers were all jammed up there!

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026