Crispmus

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A holiday that falls on February 29th. It involves a delicious lunch including; bean cobbler, pot pie, and asparagus. During lunch each person holds hands and sings the Crispmus holiday song, in unison. In the evening the Crispmus sock puppet comes and brings paperbags full of wood glue, later that night everyone gets to sing, cheer, and make beautiful birdhouses amongst their loved ones and celebrators of crispmus!

"Hey, what's going on tonight?"
"OH, it's Crispmus lunch, bro! Then tonight we gotta make our birdhouses!"
"OH WORD, COUNT ME IN!"

Crispmus by Billy Dempsify November 2, 2011

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crispus

the most powerful roman/green god ever. He strikes his enemy’s with dark flame lightning. He’s able to defeat Zeus and all the olympician gods together. His mortal name is Carl

CRISPUS HES SO POWERFUL

crispus by He is our last hope October 21, 2021

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Crissmuss

n. the secular festival celebrated on December 25th every year, accompanied by much merriment, shopping and spending. Cf. Christmas.

Dude, are you going to the Crissmuss party this weekend?
I got my girlfriend a great Crissmuss gift.
Merry Crissmuss!

Crissmuss by pseudononymous December 10, 2004

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Crispus

Someone who is deeply sexah. Womenz cannot see me without trying to jump on his cawk. His greatest skill in life is fucking. His goal in life is to sex.

"Crispus r teh 1337 f-cking win"

Crispus by Glowtasticus October 5, 2008

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Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo

A highly contagious disease that causes certain girls with wavy hair and round glasses to spontaneously combust.

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Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo by a very swag individual January 18, 2023

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crispus whitaker

An absolute gamer and king and will destroy you in any other sport besides baseball.

Bro he’s cracked his name is probably Crispus Whitaker

crispus whitaker by The king Crispus May 14, 2020

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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