Breaking the magic shell by slapping one's penis on a girl's forehead.
"I gave her a nasty Crispin Glover"
by The Nitwitz January 23, 2004
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A boy that gets all the girls but is known as a shy and humble person. He is good at football while being at centre half and being 6ft.
There is Crispin Giles Gilbert he is very tall
by fotbf=erfd April 23, 2021
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A status of an employee where in you are having a SKILL allowances already yet you are still receiving NIGHT
DIFFERENTIALS. Another term for an action of going out of the production floor without permission
just to scan and snipe thick pearly shells.

A state of condition where you are confused with your gender.
Ex: Don't be a john crispin restoles attitude or else you will not have a girlfriend and later on realized that you are a miss UNIVERSE instead! Darna!
by Kuya Jay October 24, 2019
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Saint's day 25th October - commemorates the twin saints Crispinus and Crispianus. It has recently been argued by leading academics that these names are 'fuck off funny'.
St. Crispin's day is gay.
by BettyLou April 12, 2007
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A made-up term that is commonly used as an attention test or honesty test of some sort. It is used to see if people will lie or tell the truth when faced with a question they’re unsure about. The hope is that people will be truthful, but sometimes, for whatever reason, sometimes they aren’t.
Are you familiar with the Crispin-Buxley Phenomenon? ...Yes? ...Well then, I guess you're a liar then.
by Harked July 21, 2023
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This is a typically male name.
The best meaning of this name is about someone who looks strangely like an emoji but has a big smile and they will also die young from a scratch because they are weak childs. They like being in small spaces and will follow you everywhere.
If you are/know someone named Crispin and this doesn't match them, them they/you aren't being true to yourself.
"That's Crispin over there, the guy that looks like an emoji"
"Crispin follows me everywhere, it's kinda creepy but he's nice so I let him"
by starberry_milk March 4, 2022
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Everyone kind of likes Crispin but really he's just an immature kid that sucks up to teachers. He is a chaste Christian boy who flirts with every girl expecting them to not fall for him. Oh and he's almost 17. Honestly how???
did you see crispin?
yeah, at the zoo with the banana!
by WLHH November 21, 2021
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