CROSS BETWEEN CRIPPLE AND RETARD: SOMEONE SO STUPID AND CRAZY DRUNK THAT THEY END THE NIGHT CRIPPLED AND DON'T REMEMBER HOW
i.e. broken bones, concussion etc.

SHE BROKE HER ARM DANCING CAUSE SHE'S SUCH A CRIPPLETARD
by kittykat29835734985405 October 27, 2010
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CROSS BETWEEN CRIPPLE AND RETARD: SOMEONE SO STUPID THEY ARE CRIPPLING RETARDED OR SOMEONE WHO IS CRAZY DRUNK
SNOOKIE IS SUCH A CRIPPLETARD SHE NEEDS TO BE SHOT AND PUT OUT HER MISERY!

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MAN..I GOT SO CRIPPLETARDED ATT HE CLUB LAST NIGHT I CRAWLED UP THE FIRE ESCAPE!
by KING VIRGIL August 12, 2010
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