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4.
cripple or kripple

-ADJECTIVE
1. great in quantity, measure, or degree.

a. a simplification of the grammatical constituent (informal phrase) "grip of" and indirectly represents synonyms of this phrase (grip,much,many,a lot of,ton,a lot).

b. an indefinite article (ie 'a') preceding the phrase may be optionally truncated.

c. a homonym of the word meaning a person who is disabled or impaired.
Yo! I got cripple cash today, lets go spend it.
(Yo! I got a grip of cash today, lets go spend it.)

That's cripple cake.
(That's a lot of cake.)

There's cripple people in that car.
(There are a grip of people in that car.)

Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have (a) cripple at home.
(Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have a grip at home.)
by STooGE$$$$ Valpurgius TNT December 02, 2006
 
1.
A person who has a disability and embraces it, rather than feeling sorry for themselves.
Yes, I am a Cripple, got a problem with that?
by Cynicalbeauty February 22, 2006
 
2.
usually a derogatory term for one who is disabled
"god damn bunch of cripples"
by arkah01 March 20, 2006
 
3.
Cream soda mixxed with Ripple.
I like to mix cream soda and ripple. I call it a cripple.
by Yo Mama's Nuts March 09, 2006
 
5.
This bee-yatch is the librarian of a well known school (which isn't very well known at all, actually).

She can commonly be found looking for little kiddies to give rows and also in the cupboard with Mr. Cripples.

(Afro Chicken #3)
AFRO CRIPPLES!

Wooooooooooooooo?
by Yer ma February 03, 2005
 
6.
A kneeboarder. Someone who rides a board on their knees as if their legs don't work.
Cripples are second only to goat boaters.
by b j p January 12, 2010
 
7.
1) to be severely messed up due to consumption of drugs (mainly pot unless otherwise specified); 2) to be in the act of or have the desire to perform a task (usually relating to drug consumption); 3) (as a noun) a state of being
1)
When dealing with pot: "wow that last bowl crippled me to the belt"
When dealing with other drugs, the drug must be specifically mentioned: "last night was out of control, i was so crippled drunk that i fell down a flight of steps and then urinated myself"
2)
"dude hurry up and cripple that joint so we can go inside and feast mcdonalds"
"there is no sense in even trying to talk to Ronnie, he has been crippling the beer bong all night and is too messed up to form coherent thoughts"
3)
"look at Pedro, that last hit turned him into a cripple"
by tom prough October 30, 2003