Crinton 

For a person or group of people to take the exceedingly long way to complete a simple task. "You are a crinton" can be used instead of saying "Why did you do it like that, there is an easier way you know"

"He/She pulled a crinton as he/she could have just as easily pushed this button instead of running down the hall, calling someone, running back only to push the same button"

"He/She was crintoned by his friends letting him take the longest possible drive home."

"He/She is a crinton by the fact that everything he/she does is the long way to do something."

Crinton by TemRa September 25, 2009

Clintonesque

When a situation or chain of events put you in a situation where your alleged actions or inaction places suspicion upon your involvement in a intentional or accidental murder/suicide or other such nonsense.

It is very Clintonesque of Trudeau to be linked to the murders of the pharmaceutical giant from Toronto....

Clintonesque by Leo D'enviro-NO December 10, 2019

Clintoned 

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.

The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.

Clintoned by vududady August 18, 2016

Clintoned 

Verb: To murder someone and make it look like a suicide.
Synonym: Hillaried

Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."

Clintoned by thebearpokedback October 7, 2019

Bad Clinton 

A sexual act involving cumming on your significant other or intern.

"I'm going to go home and do a bad clinton on my girlfriend."

Bad Clinton by Two-Tone- June 25, 2016

Clinton Sex 

A blow job, oral sex

My girlfriend gave me clinton sex behind the bus stop

Clinton Sex by mangled May 13, 2009

Crinting 

English slang originating in the city of Plymouth. It means to cry falsely or attempt to cry in order to evoke sympathy. Usually practised by:
1 children under ten to gain concessions from their parents or

2 silly bitches with acute princess syndrome who didn’t get their own way.

1 But mum everyone else is going!

Well you’re not, so stop your crinting and live with it
2 How could you possibly do this to me?

Very easily! You’re a total pain in the arse so stop your crinting an fuck off.

Crinting by AKACroatalin March 6, 2019