|1.||Crescendo of Suck|
When you go above and beyond a normal FAIL.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.
Sports fan: Man if this team doesn't start pulling it together I am gonna give up on them
Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.