Crepitate

To fart, to cut the cheese, to break wind, etc.

EEW! You just crepitated in my face!!!

by Ninde February 8, 2005

Crepitate

To snap, crackle, and/or pop.

My Rice Krispies crepitate every morning.

by gofishgo January 16, 2007

CREPIT

A foolish person with limited social cognitive abilities and low EQ who believes they know everything and are right even when they are clearly wrong.

Will argue the total opposite of what you are saying for the sake of having an argument and/ or being right.

Idiot fool moron a total git

Mary: "The sky is a lovely shade of blue today"
Crepit: "The sky isn't blue it's green"

by -Lesley-Baby- April 7, 2019

crepitate

To make a binderfender. To flap your cheeks.

Lord Windemere and Paul Boomer once had a famous crepitation contest.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005